Posted by: Admin | September 27, 2010

Real Men

I would like it to be known that here at project50 we value men and women equally. We will never condone sexist sniggering or indulge in the modern predilection for making men look stupid or inadequate. Therefore be warned that, should you be female and find the following in the least bit amusing, you will henceforth be banned from these pages. And to my male readership – please be assured that I have reproduced this email purely for the purposes of weeding out any anti-male element in our community.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will
never stand her up and never  let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad  day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to  live without fear
and forget regret. He will  enable her to
express her deepest emotions  and give in to
her most intimate desires.  He will make sure
she always feels as though  she’s the most
beautiful woman in the room  and will enable
her to be the most  confident, sexy,
seductive, and  invincible.

No wait… sorry… I’m  thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all  that…….
Never mind.

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Responses

  1. I have tried to be all that but to tell you the truth the wine does a better job.


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